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Post by noodlesoup on Nov 7, 2008 19:56:33 GMT -8
I guess I'm just going to have to be more strategic
*Slips through back window* *Speeds up truck to max speed* *Sets it on cruise* *Climbs out of back window*
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Post by ProgramVIROS on Nov 8, 2008 23:15:04 GMT -8
"I see some nonja has removed the cube, although I did not order them to..."
*turns on personal communicator in their uniforms*
"Hello, this is Temporarily9. What are you doing with the cube?"
In the meantime...
*nonjas shoot rocket at truck once dust clears*
*truck explodes*
*nonjas leave*
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yourfav6sidedbuddy
Nonja/Nonja Fighter Corporal
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"The Companion Cube shall never leave me, for it has no legs."[Mo0:0]
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Post by yourfav6sidedbuddy on Nov 9, 2008 8:30:21 GMT -8
"uhm... I am removing the cube from the area. After closer examination it has been evident that this cube has a built in bomb filled with an unknown substance that could damage major support beams. I am going to take it to the village instead.." *looks around and continues walking*
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Post by ProgramVIROS on Nov 9, 2008 18:57:53 GMT -8
"Okay, just make sure not to let it escape..."
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yourfav6sidedbuddy
Nonja/Nonja Fighter Corporal
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"The Companion Cube shall never leave me, for it has no legs."[Mo0:0]
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Post by yourfav6sidedbuddy on Nov 9, 2008 19:24:52 GMT -8
"bah, humbug! How could it get away-....oops...it got away" *drops cube onto ground then jumps onto the ground and grabs the cube* "that thing gets some distance!" *delicately removes the outfit so that temp9 doesnt notice* "All right, Qbert, I think we should go towards the village. We should get some support from the village to make an army; But not during the day, during the night."
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Post by ProgramVIROS on Nov 9, 2008 20:07:18 GMT -8
"I wonder how those nonjas guarding the companion cube are..."
*checks location of uniform*
"They are gone! The cube must have killed them! Maybe that prisoner in the high-security cell had something to do with it..."
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yourfav6sidedbuddy
Nonja/Nonja Fighter Corporal
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"The Companion Cube shall never leave me, for it has no legs."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 156
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Post by yourfav6sidedbuddy on Nov 10, 2008 14:46:13 GMT -8
*gets on the walkie talkie that he forgot to leave* "huh...whats this? oh yeah! I should probrably leave this here...." "no, wait!" "hmm?" "here, give it to me." *while Temp9 is investigating a signal comes in* *whisper*,"qbert, are you crazy???" "shh!" *continues* "I see a...uhm, a couple people with fake passes walking around near the base" *lets go of button then pushes again a few seconds later* "well, regulation states that *pauses and thinks "is that regulation? ah crap..." and continues*...you must kill fake nonjas." "taking care of it now." *waits* "okay. its all good" *puts walkie talkie in the sand* "good thinking, qbert! now theyll never find us..unless they track that walkie talkie..." *buries it deeper* "all right...there we go. lets keep up the pace this time though. i have a bad feeling about that thing." *walks faster off into the desert*
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Post by ProgramVIROS on Nov 10, 2008 21:27:15 GMT -8
*arrives at cell*
"They killed the nonja guards and took their uniforms! Those nonjas with the cube must have been them... and now I hear a signal about a couple fake nonjas! but wait, they cannot be those two, since their uniforms were left behind..."
*runs a scan of the signal*
"That signal came from a walkie-talkie registered to one of these nonjas! They were trying to stop our search!"
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Post by q_w_e_r_t_y_u_i_o_p on Nov 10, 2008 21:40:52 GMT -8
"Okay, now he thinks we are near the base..." *gets some water in the village*
"What, you thought we could go out there without supplies? We stay there for over 24 hours, even with water, and we are dead."
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Post by q_w_e_r_t_y_u_i_o_p on Nov 10, 2008 21:47:23 GMT -8
"Okay, now he thinks we are near the base..." *gets some water in the village*
"What, you thought we could go out there without supplies? We stay there for over 24 hours, even with water, and we are dead."
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yourfav6sidedbuddy
Nonja/Nonja Fighter Corporal
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"The Companion Cube shall never leave me, for it has no legs."[Mo0:0]
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Post by yourfav6sidedbuddy on Nov 11, 2008 13:21:05 GMT -8
"yeah, i guess you're right...Well then, lets go find some supplies." *goes out looking for a few minutes* "well, i found this cardboard box, this ripped umbrella, this rubber band, a paper clip, a penny, a belt buckle, and this dead gecko" *thinks about what he could make with it* "...I really dont know how this could help us." *drops stuff* "Any ideas?"
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Post by ProgramVIROS on Nov 11, 2008 14:42:56 GMT -8
*nonjas go out from the base and start to search for escaped prisoners*
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yourfav6sidedbuddy
Nonja/Nonja Fighter Corporal
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"The Companion Cube shall never leave me, for it has no legs."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 156
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Post by yourfav6sidedbuddy on Nov 14, 2008 13:04:20 GMT -8
*looks around at a bunch of raggedy villagers* "Hey! You guys!" *they look up as i jump up on a recently abandoned vehicle* "Who likes living like this?" *nobody answers* "Do you just want to be slaughtered in a few weeks because you dont think that you can do it? You know, theres power in numbers, and with our numbers, we could crush them and end this once and for all!" *nobody says anything* "hmm..." *leaves and then comes back with a "bomb"* " NOW LISTEN EVERYONE! YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO THE NONJA BASE AND FIGHT WITH US! NOW LETS GO!" qwerty:"was that made out of that pile of junk??" TOOL:"yep."
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Post by ProgramVIROS on Nov 15, 2008 7:32:23 GMT -8
*sees the ever-so-quiet speech*
"Ah! I found you!"
*nonjas sneakily start to surround the building*
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yourfav6sidedbuddy
Nonja/Nonja Fighter Corporal
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"The Companion Cube shall never leave me, for it has no legs."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 156
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Post by yourfav6sidedbuddy on Nov 17, 2008 14:57:13 GMT -8
*villagers scramble* "zomgwtfbbq!" *throws down bomb and it explodes* "wtf!?" *pulls out companion cube* "dont fail me now!" *pokes it but it wont open* "what'd they do with it?" *punches it and it flies open, revealing a swiss mini gun and a magazine uxpands out of the cube* "huh, thats one tiny gun." *points at nonjas and shoots BB sized pellets* *nonjas start to hunch over as i set it to auto* *flails gun wildly shooting BBs everywhere* <click> "uh oh, im out. Better find another thing in this" *starts unfolding cubes and looking in compartments for another useful item and a little pebble pops out with a string attached saying "throw down"* *throws down* <poof> "smokescreen?" *continues looking* "i dont have time for this!" *sets to radar* "cmon, qwertyuiop, lets get to gettin!"
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